Monday, August 2, 2010

How to win your bike race

Sign up for the Enduro race. Train a ton, then load your bike, drive to laramie and wait for the race to start.
Make sure to stretch before your race.
Better stretch a lot!
Get on your gear, tune up your bike, and wait to start!
Start with flair and wave and go!
Then ride
Ride some more
And ride your heart out!
Cross the finish line and smother the competition
Then eat some watermelon

And chill out because you just raced a 71mile mountain bike race! You are now what they consider (and in no way could it be denied)...a stud!




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